Sunday - Catholics go to Mass, the Japanese go discount store shopping. Today I went to Don Quijote, a chain of discount stores, for the first time in search of a suitcase. You can literally find everything there. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves. I couldn't even make out half of what the stuff was, just that it was strange. 
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| Discount underwear, always a good thing. | 
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| Chanel. | 
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| Discount booze. So far, so good. | 
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| Hello Kitty crap. | 
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| No idea what this is. You put your face in it like the picture. Any idea?! | 
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| Ear piercers. | 
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| Beautiful shoes. | 
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| Again, no idea. Intrigued by the picture on the right of what appears to be a column of a wax-like substance. | 
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| Very important. | 
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| Everyone needs a Happy Warmmy. | 
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| Singing Minnie. Is it just me that thinks she looks a bit like a blow-up doll though? | 
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| Giant birthday hats. | 
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| Dog clothes. | 
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| Yum, creamy collon! | 
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| Vanilla cream McVitie's actually sound very good. Better than Creamy Collon. | 
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| Mickey Mouse frying pan - nothing is complete without a cartoon character in Japan. | 
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| Air purifiers | 
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| Face & body shaver. Ok! | 
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| Not disturbing at all. | 
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| Wigs galore | 
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| Surely a bit disrespectful to Buddha but anyway.. | 
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| Lovery Minnie indeed | 
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| No idea what Gold Premium is but if it helps me look like him.. | 
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| Rain suit for Ladies | 
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| Eyelid pushing device. "Don't you want to make your eyes bigger?" Sounds threatening. | 
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| No idea what this was - they looked like bean bag boobs but they seem to be causing her some pain | 
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| Nothing worse than dusty air. | 
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| Hair dyes with interesting names | 
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| Maybe a dusty mouth is worse than dusty air | 
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| Bubble bath to make you skinny | 
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| "One piece" cartoon toilet paper.  | 
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| The whole shop had these little screens playing mad videos advertising stuff, like this ad for No-No hair remover. | 
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I've saved the best for last - the men's underwear section. The eyes cannot unsee.
I didn't get the suitcase but the memories alone were worth the trip.
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| Oh, Don Quijote, the pleasure was all mine. |